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~I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you~

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via wowjessicaa)

Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via trust)

We’ll burn it down till the end

(Source: ourplague, via theamazingpiercedsirens)

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

(via pierce-the-of-mice-and-men)

coluring:

atomkiller97:

coluring:

tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”

give me an example

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via artificial-society)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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movin-like-a-scientist:

kiedisex:

that fucking smile at the end though

so full of sass

(Source: hellfuckyeah-soho, via they-a-ll-accept-the-lie)

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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